Here's the thing: I love quirky paper goods. Give me your funny cards, your weird washi tape, your notepads with quotes. But I cannot get on board with contemporary pencil sets. Who is actually using them? They are delightful and witty and I'd love to partake, but I don't know anyone who is still using pencils such as these. And my desk is cluttered enough. Sorry to all my pencil printers out there, although if you're making money on them, more power to you! This irreverent birthday card is for  your stationery loving friend who always remembers to send cards for all the occasions.

• FRONT GREETING: An illustration of bright yellow, number two pencils. The pencils are lined up and printed with the words "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" Underneath, the text says, "I wanted to buy you a funny pencil, but then I realized you would never use it."
• INSIDE GREETING: Blank inside for your personal birthday message!
• INK COLOR(S): grey, pink
• DIMENSIONS: A2- 4.25"W x 5.5"H
• PAPER COLOR: French Paper's Pop-Tone Lemon Drop
• ENVELOPE COLOR: white
• PERFECT FOR: a birthday card for a snail mail loving friend

Note: this is a screenprinted product. Please allow for slight variations. Also note that the saturation of the colors might vary slightly from your computer screen to the item itself. Proudly printed by hand in Pennsylvania!