I'd die for a slice of bacon. 

• Pink Pig Statue.
• W. Attached Piggy Bank.
• Small Size.
• Hand-Painted.
  
• Made of High-Quality, Cold-Cast Resin.
• Measures: 2.75" L x 1.75" W x 3.25" H.
• By Furrybones. 

The perfect gift for the bacon lover in your afterlife!